just a peck on the cheek you bunch of retards

Richard Gere was fucked in India more than he would imagine fucking Shilpa Shetty.

His act of twirling that Shetty curry chick and kissed her several times on the cheek at an event in New Delhi last week got him more than an all night penile-erection. Following public protest and complains from local lawyers, the Indian court issued an arrest warrant against him for the obscene act in public.

Oh brother, give the guy a break. Not that he really enjoyed kissing her, she probably smelled like curry or pappadum anyway. He was there for a noble reason, to create awareness on AIDS in India, a disease that spread like nobody’s business in India.

He may have overlooked the sensitivity, but an arrest was just too much for him.

I don’t blame the Gere guy though, if you check out the Bollywood movies out there, you would have thought, kissing is not one bit sensitive in India. Bollywood movie plots are just full of indecent outfits, kissings, arousal hugging and all sorta provoking act of obscenity. After all, it’s Bollywood and that’s how they sell. Appealing chicks, sexy hunks and lots of obscene acts – unadorned strategy to give one lasting boners to those south Indian teen movie goers…….

Frankly, I don’t see why a peck on the cheek had to be single out and made big. There are so many genuine problems in India that need real attention than this.

~ by pickholes on April 28, 2007.