Be cool…

From Utusan today,

…ditanya apakah tuduhan ini akan menjejaskan reputasinya atau mungkin ada kena-mengena dengan pemilihan UMNO akan datang, Najib menegaskan, beliau tidak risau kerana kebenaran akan terbukti. ‘‘Saya amat relaks. Macam yang boleh awak tengok, saya boleh senyum. Saya tidak risau kerana kebenaran akan terbukti.

The snort phony had the guts to ask people to look at him and tell whether he looked like any of the uproars actually affected his reputation..WTF!. He’s cool alright, and it seems to me that ‘being cool’ has been his idiotic principle of some sort, coz that ‘be cool’ shit was exactly what he sms’ed his buddy who are in deep shit now (to be cool…), according to one PI’s Statutory Declaration made recently.

“..be cool..”, yeah right, now you be cool yourself, and I’ll see whether you can keep up being ‘cool’ for a little while before you legs turn jelly!

Anyfuck, now, this is the pix taken by Utusan at that Press Conference. If you really look at that face….o man, I am telling you this was exactly how I looked like when I was caught smoking at school. With a breath akin to the smell of a chimney on the eve of xmas, I profusely denied and sworn to the warden that I didn’t see no fag, I didn’t touch a fag and I don’t smoke no fag! Oh man, did he believe me..

Some say Sodo mee – cepat dimasak sedap dimakan kot

Our country is totally screwed, politically. It is just so sickening to learn all the predicaments that are going on in our country. It has been a string of fucked-ups, from one to another…frenziedly. I guess this must have been the real essence of Cemerlang, Gemilang and Terbilang (my ass), oh ya and Hadhari too!

It is so sad, very sad. Just make me wanna puke…

NST today reports that Britney Rosmah Spears has broken her silence saying “I am not that innocent…”. On another issue, the six footer dude who dubiously had to bend over to get his ass shoved by a 60 year old man was reported to be a well liked fellow. Students and lecturers looked him up as a role model (not sure at which part of him that these fools were looking at coz the dude is a drop out and flunked big time at school).

But one thing for sure though, with all these clouding the country now, some scumbags are breathing again.

Lagi lagi Senario…

Sis Jelatek

Thought of writing something about samseng parlimen, but why bother bitching about scumbag like that!

Of late, I was in contact with one of my senior at school. The last time I saw her was 25 years ago, yes 25 years ago. We probably could not recognize if we bump into each other in public.

We had these usual how-are-things-with you-now kinda chats and apparently she is one of my and missus silent blogs reader. So, she’s pretty much aware of our development. She’s doing great, with two grown up boys and a cat.

She was actually my pet sister when I was in a boarding school. Pet sis or pet bros was the culture then, the idea was probably to assist new student finetuning to new life away from home. Pet sis was good to hook up with, at least you won’t feel so loss and shit-scared and it was cool to have one too!. I went there when I was barely 13 years old and 2 feet tall (ok may be not 2 feet, but small and well, I am not a big guy anyway).

So sis came to me during the orientation week, sensed how awfully loss and clueless (and virgin) I was at that time and ‘adopted’ me to be her pet bro. So, with a ‘cute and popular’ sis checking on my sorryass wellbeing every now and then, my first few weeks at school went pretty ok. It went on until I was a heroic scoundrel myself and familiar with things around me.

Those were the days. Staying in a boarding school means you are waaay away from home. Unlike kids nowadays – with phones and home visits almost every weekend, who needs pet sis or bros. Bully freaks among the seniors were common then and parents had the guts to take it as boarding school norms, hey but now, don’t even try to lay your hands on our kids!

Mak Cik FM

Kalau kat kampong kampong, mulut macam ni di panggil Mulut Mak Cik Radio FM, masuk sini buat cerita and kutuk sana, masuk sana buat cerita lain and kutuk sini.

Lumrahnya, Mak Cik FM akan lama kelamaan dibaham dek mulut sendiri dan dipulaukan, sebab species macam ni amat bahaya kalau dirapat.

Sekadar Gambar HIasan

Hanya sekadar gambar hiasan, tiada kena mengena dengan isu semasa, samada yang hidup, yang kena letup atau pun yang panas buntut.

About to shit his pants

How to deny a politically fatal accusation in a straight face, well, learn from him:-

“I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me … I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time. Never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work.” Bill Clinton, 1998.

How to deny by lying professionally, extracted from here.

1) Things you’ll need:

Ability to act

Need to lie

No remorse

2) How to Lie with a Straight Face

Step 1 - Make up the lie. Before you can lie with a straight face, you must first have something to lie about that negates turning from the truth.

Step 2 - Go over the details to assure accuracy. Once you have thought up just what it is you are going to lie about, run through the details over and over to assure that your lie is solid and genuine.

Step 3 - Never confess to the truth, lie some more. A true liar will never confess that they lied. You must in turn follow suit. Lies beget lies and so should you if somebody calls you on what you have told him.

Step 4 - Body language and eye contact are the keys. The biggest give-away that somebody is lying is by her lack of eye contact. Most often, people will look away or down at the ground or even roll her eyes upwards in contemplation of their lie. Always maintain direct eye contact; the best lies are told face to face and nose to nose.

3) Tips & Warnings

Remember, to truly lie like a pro, you must firmly believe in the lie that you are telling and keep a straight face at all times.

Be careful lest you lie too much and actually start to truly believe what you are telling others.

GOOD LUCK!

Dubai Architecture

Amazing…

An undated handout image made available on Tuesday of an artist rendering of a building designed by Architect Florentine David Fisher. Fisher, and the Dynamic Architecture Group, unveiled on Tuesday designs for a tower, one of which is to be built in Dubai by 2010, whose 80 floors rotate independently constantly changing the shape of the building.

Details here.

Countdown

2 weeks to go and I am still standing.

No actually I can barely stand, the coming 2-week countdown will definitely crawl like a sick drunken bitch after an all night party.

My stay this time is not as bad though. The first one was one hell of a tough stretch. Not only the weather, I was not really ‘geared up’ to last that long. I didn’t cook or had meals out, I was starving to death through out the 10-hour day work, plus walking to to/fro work was damn taxing. Oh man, I was about to give up! I lost kilos and kilos, when I went for my time off, missus said I looked like a form 5 kid and my mom said I shrunk like a kurma, it was apparent on the chest and shoulder.

But this time, things are waaay much better. I cook and pack my lunch and in between meals snacks to work. Have a hearty and healthy breakfast before going to work, spent an hour at the gym at noon and have a good supper before retiring for the day (glad missus talked me out about bringing a rice cooker here). Sleep early and wake up way too early too. I have started gaining weight now (lean ok, not that flabby lardy shit). Hey, this time, I’m coming home fit and fine!

matured, very matured

This is Khairy with his ‘grown up and matured’ reply to Penang CM,

Disagreed with the suggestion by Penang CM, who wanted Petronas to use commercial airplanes instead of having private jets to save on fuel expenses, he said “This is because Petronas needs to use its jets to go to countries like Kazakhstan, Iran and others to explore for new oil wells. Don’t make a suggestion that is so simplistic and childish,” MT

And this is Nazri who played ‘naïve’ on the extend of horrendous unlawful conspiracy in the country,

When asked to comment on Yong’s statement that their reps had received death threats, Nazri said “In Malaysia we don’t go to that extent. It’s ridiculous. They must be joking. Who is going to threaten them? Barisan doesn’t do that”. The Star.

Wah glamour la you ni sekarang..…Afundi fu..k f..ce!