best in Singapore, Batam and JB

This is really hilarious, I thought of posting it here..

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don’t play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shioook feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah …… ,” Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!” also ah!!!

~ by pickholes on November 14, 2006.

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