Pea-brain looser…I feel sorry for you

What kind of pea-brain idiot would have written this kinda of email? This spam has been circulating in everybody inbox since as far as I can remember. To his Excellency Dr Fuck Fa–id, please do me one tiny favor, print this email of yours, roll it nicely to a perfect diameter and shove it up your ass (a little KY will help..).

What a looser…

From :  f…rid abdul <f…id_abdul7000@hotmail.com>
Reply-To :  f…id_ab..ul01@yahoo.fr
Sent :  Saturday, November 11, 2006 3:09 AM
Subject :  DR.F…ID AB..UL./URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

 

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FROM THE DESK OF DR.F...D A..DUL.
MANEGER  BILL AND EXHANGE UNIT
BANK OF
AFRICA (BOA)

OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO. I AM THE MANAGER  BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) HERE IN
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$14.M DOLLARS (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLAR’S)IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER MR.CHRISTIAN EICH A GERMAN CITIZEN WITH A/C NUMBER 10-45600-201001/BOA/M.WHO AMONG OTHERS ON BOARD DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ON MONDAY,31 JULY, 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH IN PARIS. PLEASE VISIT THIS SITE AND SEE THE DETAILS OF THE CRASH.,SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS OF BURKINA FASO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATIVES  DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND MY COLLEAGUE NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL. THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SIX YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.

THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABEÉ CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT ,10%WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUE  THEREAFTER,WE WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT ,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED WITH A TEXT OF APPLICATION THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE  THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION . I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY ALTERNATIVE E-MAIL ADDRESS

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR.FA--ID AB-L.

~ by pickholes on November 18, 2006.

One Response to “Pea-brain looser…I feel sorry for you”

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