Respect in a Marriage

A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, “I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me.”

She replies, “It’s just that I’m afraid that you won’t respect me afterwards.” “Won’t respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 50 years for Christ sakes!” “OK! OK! I’ll do it just this one time!” She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom.

The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, “Hey Cock sucker! it’s for you!”

~ by pickholes on January 30, 2007.

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