Teka teki Siti
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Sepasang suami isteri, SI isteri mengandung anak sulung dan mengidam hendak memakan daging rusa putih. SI suami yang sayangkan isteri, lalu pergi memburu masuk hutan keluar hutan, naik gunung turun gunung dan dapatlah ia. Apabila anak mereka lahir, SI suami memberi nama Siti Nurhailiza. Soalannya, mengapa Si suami memberi nama anaknya Siti Nurhailiza?
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Ada 20 ekor babi di dalam sebuah lori, dalam perjalanan ke pusat penyembelihan, lori pergi ke stesen minyak… dua ekor babi tak tahan bau diesel lalu melompat… seterusnya… lori itu berhenti di lampu isyarat… seekor babi melompat kerana tidak sabar menunggu… dan di Simpang Tiga… seekor babi terasa amat panik lalu melompat… berapa ekor babi yang tinggal…?
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Babi dan beruk ada seorang kawan iaitu tarzan, apabila tarzan mandi kenapa babi dan beruk gelak?
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Antara orang perempuan dengan angkasawan perempuan apakah perbezaan dan persamaannya…?
- Dalam banyak-banyak lembu, lembu apa yang orang suka cari?
not good for student under 18..so next time think twice before write this kind of useless things…………:(
hate you said this on March 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm |
i love you too, now go! your mommy must be looking for you…
pickholes said this on March 27, 2007 at 3:41 am |
What is the guy’s problem ?? I think your teka teki is not that ‘dirty’ if anything it provided some comic relief..
JiNbOtAk said this on March 28, 2007 at 5:02 am |
negara apa yang bah dulu baru hujan……….. ko jwb klu bleh
joe said this on April 4, 2007 at 11:27 am |
bahrain lah wei, ape punye senang lah soalan
fieyk said this on April 5, 2007 at 7:40 am |
ahmad bin abu
kambing bin siapa?
kijas said this on April 16, 2007 at 4:50 am |
bahrain
izsabila said this on April 19, 2007 at 2:33 am |
buh la lagi teka teki.. nak lagi. nak lagi.
bungelah said this on May 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm |
AKU ADE 1 TEKA-TEKI
ali langgar tinang
ALI BIN???
MaTReMpiT said this on May 18, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
sebab apa air liur lembu meleleh
beng said this on June 4, 2007 at 7:06 pm |
tinang tu amenda bang ??????????????
beng said this on June 4, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
tumbuhan apa atas pokok buah, atas buah ada pokok?
beng said this on June 4, 2007 at 7:08 pm |
dalam keluarga pisang amenda yang orang kalu nak panggil tak sangkut ngan pisang?
beng said this on June 4, 2007 at 7:09 pm |
4-1=air
kalo da dpt jwpn carila aku..
Nor Atiqah said this on June 25, 2007 at 6:07 am |
apa benda yang makan ikut bontot…berak ikut mulut ??? jawab…
Nadhrah said this on July 6, 2007 at 2:57 am |
knapa sbhgian laki jadi batu bla nmpk naked woman….
abu said this on July 20, 2007 at 1:36 pm |
ada sorang buta dok bwh pokok,atas pokok tu ada 7 ekor burung,cmner org buta tu tau 7 ekor burung,sdgkn dia buta?? pk eyhs..jgn tak pk..selamat b’pikir.. 🙂
airpool said this on August 1, 2007 at 8:45 am |
hahahhaa…..
memang bestlah…
len kali bagi lagi….
faizerra said this on August 4, 2007 at 2:15 pm |
4-1=air
jawapan nyer..atiqah nk tau ker….
4 bibir bertemu..kemudian..tolak 1 batang kat situ..
maka kuar la air nyer..
tul x..tul x atiqah…he..he..
ader hadiah ker ni..
mael said this on August 28, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
wAhhhhhhh….kako kako….
arely said this on August 29, 2007 at 1:25 pm |
kah..kah…wa.wa.wa.wa.wa,,,,,tarzan yg lucu
quwe said this on September 10, 2007 at 3:42 am |
i dun know
asvav said this on October 5, 2007 at 9:19 am |
syoknye..hihihi
sweety said this on November 12, 2007 at 6:14 pm |
takde dah ke soalan…?
azrin said this on November 15, 2007 at 4:18 pm |
benda ape yg bertopi, bila kite picit dia keluar.selalu di gunakan tiap hari………? Azrin
azrin said this on November 15, 2007 at 4:23 pm |
thank udah menghiburku dengan teka-tekimu
lumayan buat referensiq ngerjai temen-temen
bayu said this on November 28, 2007 at 3:32 am |
LAWAK 2
LALA said this on December 29, 2007 at 4:57 am |
sangat membosan kan u punya teka-teki ni…
tak de idea lain ke???
ape la…
miss cOnan said this on April 18, 2008 at 10:16 am |
wat a gud teka teki nih…enjoy la..tapi mane jawapan nyer?
adik rafiq said this on October 5, 2008 at 3:16 am |
Ahmad Bin Abu…Kambing BinAtang laaa..ape daa..senang amat teka teki korang semua ni…xde yg mencabar ek
Nur said this on October 8, 2008 at 12:21 am |
hi i’m under 18 and i’ve been read this and would like to fuck someone to night
budak bengong said this on April 7, 2009 at 7:32 am |
okk….let i leave some teka teki…
soalannya,
yang punya x tau,yg buat bukan dia punya…
yg tahu,dia x mau…apa benda tu????
AbeLl said this on April 30, 2009 at 10:02 am |
1 lagi….
apa kah nama Sudirman masa kecil????
AbeLl said this on April 30, 2009 at 10:04 am |
apa jawapan untuk teka teki pisang tu, ape benda yang tak kaitan dengan pisang tu????
umairah said this on May 13, 2009 at 1:02 am |
boleh ke jawab teka teki ni. Apa bezanya susu dalam kotak dengan susu ibu
ali ahmad said this on May 6, 2010 at 1:13 am |