Bondage Couple lose “memory”

They say “…old age creeps up on a person like a thief in the night. Toward the end, just before it grabs you, there are certain tiny signs: hard breathing over little exercise, slight trembling of the hands, certain little twitches, flabby muscles, slight aches and pains, increased trips to the doctor, wrinkles, gray hair, slight impairment of short-term memory, generalized weakness, less latitude in eating and sleeping habits, decreased interest in sex, less adventuresome, and on and on.”

Truth is the symptoms gradually creep on people without their noticing that they are growing old. Hence, we have old folks doing something that they thought they could handle as if they were in their 30s or 40s.

Check out the couple here who was trying to be a bit kinky but ended up in hospital. Fucking hilarious!

Bondage couple lose key

A German couple had to call out the fire brigade after tying each other up in chains – and then losing the key to the padlock. Jochen Ranstett, 56 and his wife Maria, from the town of Weiden, dressed up in leathers and chained each other to their beds, but lost the key during the romp.

After hours of trying to free themselves they finally gave up and called for help on Jochen’s mobile phone. He said: “It was so embarrassing. We just wanted to try something a bit different and we ended up with this. “I even had to be taken to hospital because my wrists had swollen so much from trying to get out of the handcuffs.”

~ by pickholes on July 2, 2007.

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