Petua lelaki

These are nine ‘mystified” words used often by women, and dude, check out here what these words actually mean…

  1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the fuck up.

  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means AT LEAST a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t even think of doing It!

  5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

  8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying FUCK YOU! ..well you know

  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Source – Forwarded email

~ by pickholes on July 21, 2007.

3 Responses to “Petua lelaki”

  1. It’s all definetely true. 100% agree.. Watch out u man out there😛

  2. Plaq, it’ depends on the tone. Kalau intonasi dia lain skit, memang betullah teori ni, tapi kadang-kadang wife kau tu ikhlas dgn apa yg dia cakap. So, check on their tones first before u jump to the conclusion..

  3. mmm…you have a point there laer. intonasi tu penting, like ‘whatever’ could mean “i leave it to you honey” or just a plain “fuck off”

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