In a country full of sleazy ambulance-chasing predatory lawyers, a competition like this has to be held just to open those droopy eyes.
Here is the result of the 11th Wacky Warning Label Contest, held by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.
First place, a warning on a tractor that says “Danger: Avoid Death”
Second place went to a label on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: “Do not iron while wearing shirt.”
Third prize went to a label on a baby stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: “Do not put child in bag.”
Contest organiser said the silly labels reflected how broken America’s civil justice system was. Damn straight!!