About to shit his pants

How to deny a politically fatal accusation in a straight face, well, learn from him:-

“I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me … I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time. Never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work.” Bill Clinton, 1998.


How to deny by lying professionally, extracted from here.


1) Things you’ll need:

Ability to act

Need to lie

No remorse


2) How to Lie with a Straight Face

Step 1 – Make up the lie. Before you can lie with a straight face, you must first have something to lie about that negates turning from the truth.

Step 2 – Go over the details to assure accuracy. Once you have thought up just what it is you are going to lie about, run through the details over and over to assure that your lie is solid and genuine.

Step 3 – Never confess to the truth, lie some more. A true liar will never confess that they lied. You must in turn follow suit. Lies beget lies and so should you if somebody calls you on what you have told him.

Step 4 – Body language and eye contact are the keys. The biggest give-away that somebody is lying is by her lack of eye contact. Most often, people will look away or down at the ground or even roll her eyes upwards in contemplation of their lie. Always maintain direct eye contact; the best lies are told face to face and nose to nose.


3) Tips & Warnings

Remember, to truly lie like a pro, you must firmly believe in the lie that you are telling and keep a straight face at all times.

Be careful lest you lie too much and actually start to truly believe what you are telling others.

GOOD LUCK!

~ by pickholes on June 26, 2008.

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