Tun said, if they can make Avatar, the can stage 9/11.
I’d say, on the same principle, if we can make that stupid-fuck ‘Scenario the Movie’, we can anytime come up with a make believe plot bearing out a 63 year old shoving his prick into a 24 year old freak-faggot ass.
Yeah, plan it real good and people will buy it – just like that. It is all about careful planning.
Good luck to all…
p/s. Rot in hell you school drop-out queer shit head…
I’m going to make this quick because I have to get back to work.
Yeah right… uh huh…
Well..this is it. My last day here.
Not really my last day though cuz i still have Friday.
But again, who would work on Friday? People normally don’t do much on Friday. With a long lunch break and all, I take it Thursday is as good as being my last day.
After all I am sure on Friday, I will be busy walking around bidding farewell and all, plus a little packing that need to be done and also, as reminded over and over by a lady in HR, returning whatever little things that needs to be returned back to them before the end of the day.
It was tough like I said earlier, but man, I hope I am, again, making the right decision.
Now, back to job hunting……..
Aduhai Merana….
We are no big country man, but people sometime forget this.
One of those who forget this is our 28 year old Aduka Taruna who posted an insulting comment on his blog following the demise of the late Sultan of Johor.
Following numerous complains and police reports made by the rakyat, the dude was nailed in no time by the police. He is from Seremban but was caught in Kota Bahru.
The police said “The force has the capabilities and ability to identify those who misuse the multimedia to instigate anyone. We hope this arrest will act as a deterrent to others.”
As I bitched earlier, every morning I find myself right smack in the middle of KL at around 6.45am. A close to 2 hours before work starts at 8.30.
Damn, I can’t believe I just wrote 6.45!
A 6.45am??? damn.. I should get an award or somethin’ for this man….
Anyway, normally I would spend my 2 long luxury hours at mamak stall flipping newspapers – the free-issued Sun and the Star. And mind you that I don’t just flip but I read or rather practically go through every single line of news, ads and other craps that people by and large don’t even bother to read, like horoscope, lelong or obituaries.
Most dont actually read these, but seriously believe me you , I read all these shits ok.
What I’m trying to pick here is this one kind of ad that I can’t help but notice at every other corner of the page with catchphrases like ‘Making Money at Home’, ‘Forex Millionaire’, ‘Online Millionaire’, ‘Retired and Be a Millionaire’, ‘Trading Smart’, ‘Retire Early’, “free seminars’ and craps like that, some even with a picture of a pimp-face shitheads with a full suit smiling!.
I am just wondering are these shits (including that smiling shitheads) for real??
If it is a scam, how the heck is the modus operandi, and if it is for real, don’t you think we would have retired billionaires all over the country by now.
I just hope that one day someone from the relevant ministry go and find out what these shits are all about.
Well well, aint life great!
After weeks of self inflicted mind torturing, I finally handed over a resignation notice to my boss yesterday.
Fuhh… one heckuva relief. I am quitting, yeah….
Why … fuck if I know. No actually there are reasons and reasons for that, which I don’t feel like writing ‘em here.
End of this month will be my last day.
So, I will soon be doing something that I am best at – nothing.
No actually, I have to start looking for a job again, and it is no fun at all I’m tellin’ ya – I hate interviews and having to act ‘bagus bagus’ – being hypocrite with smiles and shit trying to impress, arghhh…
Life has to go on though (or rather foods have to be on the table at the end of the day).
O well, let see what’s coming my way now.
You’d notice, some of the remarks made by our leaders deserve a good ‘The-Three-Stooges’ slap right on their face. Make that while they’re talking, that will definitely make a good sight.
This one came from the moron who was busted red-handed by Bank Negara for transferring millions to UK via one of our local money changers.
MB Negeri Sembilan Dakwa Media Asing Cuba Sabotaj Konsep 1Malaysia
Just who the fuck care about your 1malaysia crap anyway! For others, one country can only mean one country, period!
I can understand internal sabotage for political reasons, but foreign media?
Idiot.
Well, not much to pick and bitch about.
The talk of the town now is all about the High Court ruling that allows the Catholic weekly Herald to use “Allah” and the massive uproars from the Malays and non Malays. Each with its own argument and what not – makes good bedtime reading for me.
Amid all these, I am sure one or two fuckers up there are starting to breathe a sign of relief. Hey with an issue this hot and sensitive, who care about the ‘lost engines’ story.
Thats how easy it is to distract people attention. Imagine if they could get someone to draw Muhammad, I think nothing else matters, not even if the whole fleet of jets have gone missing!
I thought stealing masking tape and some fancy stationary items in the office store is the biggest crime that could make you feel like a fuckin’ cheap traitor to your own company, I was wrong.
That is so nothing compare to what we have now -we are talking one big ass jet engine for crying out loud here!
God knows just how big these engines are, but if they can fly a jet, I’d say they must be damn motherfucking huge.
With that size in mind, can you imagine just how the two jet engines (and some parts) were sneak out and sold unnoticed under a full guard of our very own arm forces. Hey I am talking arm force here not a band of Bangla dudes manning boxes of mineral water at an ESSO gas station. This is a joke!
Yet, Zahid had the guts to tell the public that the armed forces, including the air force, had a “perfect” inventory audit and record but the perpetrators had found ways to bypass them.
So perfect Zahid…way to go!
I would rather hearing Zam, if he were our Defense Minister, to say that probably the engines fly by itself.
To me, losing the engines and some parts is nothing (its nothing to them too, cuz they can always procure some more and there is always a cut that they could probably work out with some brokers out of a Mongolian land) but, the reputation of our forces is dubiously questionable. The fact that the current PM was the Defense Minister at the time of this case does not help his character either.
December is really a Malaysian sales season. Let see what else is on sale or has been sold.
The weekend went just like that ….
I am sure if you are into astronomy science crap, you’d discover that indeed the earth revolves around the moon faster on Saturdays and Sundays, else how come weekend always goes just like that!
Anyway, if we cannot change the science, for the sake of our future generations, let us pray that one day sometime in the far future, the world will get to its sense on a 2-day week with a 5-day weekend.
On Saturday, missus and I went to Low Yat, doing what 99% of patrons there do – checking out IT gizmos and all.
The place was so sardine-packed with people, I mean with all kinda people (and smells too). If 1Malaysia is all about the Malay, Chinese and Indian, then I would say Low Yat was all about 1Asia – mat Banglas, Arabs and Philippines pun ramai…
My kids were smart enough not to join us, I am glad.
At the end of what was initially planned as ‘tengok tengok aje’, I’ve got myself a real cute netbook and missus ended up poorer with a nice colorful notebook (just for the sake of replacing the old one). This ‘shopping’ and haggling around for the best price took almost the whole afternoon of my precious short weekend. Damn…
That night, a friend invited over for dinner. We were there talking till past midnight – fun though.
And then Sunday came…. argh…
Busy weeks and busy weekends.
If all works and no play can make Jack a dull boy, a busy weekdays and weekends can do that damning to me too.
No wonder people turns more and more stupid as they’re approaching their retirement ages. That’s because of all those works and no play.
So to counter this well-known idiocy evolution process in human being, I have thought of something.
So here is my simple plan:-
Weekdays – leave office right on the dot, not a second late. Fuck those who are still glued to their seats. Go to KLCC or Pavilion, hang around with buddies for happy hours till late. Weekends – exclusively with my woman and kids. No plan to ‘reactivate’ golfing just as yet, well.. at least not for the time being.
I’ll start next week.
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